Lowell
Lowell
0 m · the surface · where you live

Born atthe bottom.

Meet Lowell. He's a sea pig. He lives 6,000 metres down, eats whatever sinks, and has never seen the sun. He never left, and he doesn't plan to.

sink with him
200 m · the twilight zone

He's a real animal.
The lifestyle is all him.

The sea pig, Scotoplanes, walks the abyssal plain on legs that are water-filled tubes. It moves in herds and eats the dead stuff drifting down from above, the stuff scientists call marine snow. Lowell is one of them. He's taken the bottom-feeder lifestyle further than any pig before him.

realSea pigs live thousands of metres down in total darkness. There's no day and no night down there.
realThey walk in herds of hundreds, and all of them face the same way.
realThey're see-through. You can look right through them, and nothing is hidden.
lowellEvery coin that ever sank, he ate. Every rug that was ever pulled, he sleeps on.
Lowell the sea pig, half-asleep, gold chain, lit by an anglerfish
1,000 m · the midnight zone

A day in the life

local time at 6,000 m: 04:00
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schedule

It's always 4 a.m. at the bottom. There's no day, so nobody can say he's up too late.

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diet

Marine snow, meaning everything that sinks: dead coins, dumped bags, the last guy's top. He has never paid full price for a meal.

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bed

A pile of every rug ever pulled. It's very soft, and it gets taller every week.

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screen time

An anglerfish hangs over his face all day, its light glowing like a phone at 4 a.m. Lowell stares into it, and it stares back.

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touch grass

There's no grass at 6,000 m, so he touches mud instead. It's a full mud bath, every day.

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pressure

600 atmospheres. Paper hands implode on the way down, and Lowell can't be shaken out.

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social

He lives in the herd: three hundred pigs facing one way and smelling the same thing. They call it alignment.

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address

The bottom. He's lived there since birth and has never once moved up.

4,000 m · the abyss

The herd is gathering.

Hundreds of pink shapes on the sea floor, all facing the same way. Something is coming up from the bottom. Not yet.

6,000 m · the bottom

You made it to the bottom.

Lowell's been here the whole time.

Lowell lying on a pile of rugs on the sea floor
sediment · the meme pack

Take one up with you

Copied. See you at the bottom.